Weird and Funny Things you Need for Independence Day
Let’s face it. It’s been a tough couple of years. While we are not completely out of the woods yet, I think we can all agree that we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. The city is visibly more active as bars, restaurants, gyms, nightclubs and more begin to open at full capacity. After a long period where holiday celebrations were noticeably more subdued, if even celebrated at all, it seems like we all deserve to get out of the house to drink, dine, dance, party and enjoy our lives to the fullest. The first major Holiday since restrictions were lifted in most cities, you can feel the excitement brewing as people are getting ready to lose their inhibitions and turn things up on the Fourth of July.
Whether you are going to a backyard BBQ, heading to Polk Street for the San Francisco Fourth of July Pub Crawl or getting ready for one of the many Independence Day Events in San Francisco, take things up a not notch with some sweet costumes or accessories this year. Check out some cool stuff you can order just in time for the weekend.
Patriotic Shutter Shades An easy way to add a bit of flair to your outfit before heading to Fourth of July Events. These Red, White and Blue Shades don't have dark lenses (actually, they don't have any lenses at all), so you can sport these babies all day and night. Pick up a combo pack and get some for your whole crew.
Patriotic Shutter Shades An easy way to add a bit of flair to your outfit before heading to Fourth of July Events. These Red, White and Blue Shades don't have dark lenses (actually, they don't have any lenses at all), so you can sport these babies all day and night. Pick up a combo pack and get some for your whole crew.
Men's American Flag Romper If you are a guy that likes to make an impression when you show up casually late to your upcoming Independence Day party, then this will definitely get the job done. Wearing a romper to any occasion will surely get the party going, but if you strap on this sweet, American Flag inspired romper on the Fourth of July, there’s no telling what might happen.
Men's American Flag Romper If you are a guy that likes to make an impression when you show up casually late to your upcoming Independence Day party, then this will definitely get the job done. Wearing a romper to any occasion will surely get the party going, but if you strap on this sweet, American Flag inspired romper on the Fourth of July, there’s no telling what might happen.
Confetti High Five Shooter Do you like to High Five everyone you see? Are you that guy? While regular high fives can be fun, why not take it up a notch with the High Five Confetti Shooter. That’s right, each high five will include a burst of confetti that will bring smiles to everyone around you. If you go to a house party, then the hosts may not be happy about cleaning up little pieces of confetti the next day, but, you know…YOLO.
Confetti High Five Shooter Do you like to High Five everyone you see? Are you that guy? While regular high fives can be fun, why not take it up a notch with the High Five Confetti Shooter. That’s right, each high five will include a burst of confetti that will bring smiles to everyone around you. If you go to a house party, then the hosts may not be happy about cleaning up little pieces of confetti the next day, but, you know…YOLO.
Fourth of July Bike Wheel Lights If you are an active person, but still want to spread some Independence Day cheer, then why not deck out your bike with some festive flair. These red, white and blue lights easily attach to your bike wheels and look hella sweet. Cruise the city with these babies and no one will question your patriotism.
If you are planning on doing a lot of bike riding on the holiday, don’t forget to pick up some Cycle Booty. Trust us, this after-ride cream will change your life.
Fourth of July Bike Wheel Lights If you are an active person, but still want to spread some Independence Day cheer, then why not deck out your bike with some festive flair. These red, white and blue lights easily attach to your bike wheels and look hella sweet. Cruise the city with these babies and no one will question your patriotism.
If you are planning on doing a lot of bike riding on the holiday, don’t forget to pick up some Cycle Booty. Trust us, this after-ride cream will change your life.
American Flag Beer Holder Belt If you are heading to a house party, backyard BBQ or anywhere outside, don’t make the mistake of not having a way to hold your beers. Sure, you could bring along a cooler or drop a sixer in your backpack, but with this amazing patriotic beer holder, your brewskis will always be within reach. It’s the perfect balance of form and function and will make everyone around you happier.
American Flag Beer Holder Belt If you are heading to a house party, backyard BBQ or anywhere outside, don’t make the mistake of not having a way to hold your beers. Sure, you could bring along a cooler or drop a sixer in your backpack, but with this amazing patriotic beer holder, your brewskis will always be within reach. It’s the perfect balance of form and function and will make everyone around you happier.
Tipsy Elves Fourth of July Shirt There are a lot of options for things to wear to a Fourth of July Celebration like funny t-shirts, weird costumes and more, but if you want to wear a nice, quality shirt as well as let everyone know that you like to party, then this is the choice. Produced by Tipsy Elves (they don’t only make the best Ugly Holiday Sweaters), you can expect a high quality shirt that will never go out of style.
Tipsy Elves Fourth of July Shirt There are a lot of options for things to wear to a Fourth of July Celebration like funny t-shirts, weird costumes and more, but if you want to wear a nice, quality shirt as well as let everyone know that you like to party, then this is the choice. Produced by Tipsy Elves (they don’t only make the best Ugly Holiday Sweaters), you can expect a high quality shirt that will never go out of style.
Coronavirus Piñata Although it is referred to as a “Misshapen Novelty Monster Shaped Funny Piñata” on Amazon, this item seems to resemble that sneaky coronavirus that kept us locked in our homes for the last year. Since the Fourth of July will be the first big Holiday since the restrictions have been lifted, why not enjoy giving this COVID-19 inspired piñata a beating as we celebrate our Independence.
Coronavirus Piñata Although it is referred to as a “Misshapen Novelty Monster Shaped Funny Piñata” on Amazon, this item seems to resemble that sneaky coronavirus that kept us locked in our homes for the last year. Since the Fourth of July will be the first big Holiday since the restrictions have been lifted, why not enjoy giving this COVID-19 inspired piñata a beating as we celebrate our Independence.
Inflatable Patriotic Bar Do you need a way keep a massive amount of beers and white claws cold, while not taking away from the aesthetic value of your awesome Independence Day Decorations? Ditch those leaky, styrofoam coolers and upgrade to this sweet, inflatable, raft, cooler thing with a red, white and blue American Flag design. Put it on a table, float it in a pool or lay it on the grass. The possibilities are endless!
Inflatable Patriotic Bar Do you need a way keep a massive amount of beers and white claws cold, while not taking away from the aesthetic value of your awesome Independence Day Decorations? Ditch those leaky, styrofoam coolers and upgrade to this sweet, inflatable, raft, cooler thing with a red, white and blue American Flag design. Put it on a table, float it in a pool or lay it on the grass. The possibilities are endless!
Fourth of July Pool Float If you are celebrating anywhere other than the City of San Francisco or Anchorage, then the Fourth of July will most likely offer warm weather that is perfect for swimming in pools, lakes, the ocean and more. If you are luck enough to be attending an event that includes swimming options, then bring along this super cool raft and show everyone how awesome you are.
Fourth of July Pool Float If you are celebrating anywhere other than the City of San Francisco or Anchorage, then the Fourth of July will most likely offer warm weather that is perfect for swimming in pools, lakes, the ocean and more. If you are luck enough to be attending an event that includes swimming options, then bring along this super cool raft and show everyone how awesome you are.
American Flag Dog Costume It is common knowledge that dogs love the Fourth of July. Just kidding, dogs stress out all year about the Fourth of July Fireworks shows. The only way to make it better for them is to dress them in a silly costume and take lots of videos for Tik Tok and Instagram. Ok, in all honesty, the majority of dogs hate costumes as well. Regardless, these Independence Day dog costumes are really funny. If you do subject your dog to this humiliation, then make it up to them by giving them a run at the Fourth of July Buffet when the humans are done.
American Flag Dog Costume It is common knowledge that dogs love the Fourth of July. Just kidding, dogs stress out all year about the Fourth of July Fireworks shows. The only way to make it better for them is to dress them in a silly costume and take lots of videos for Tik Tok and Instagram. Ok, in all honesty, the majority of dogs hate costumes as well. Regardless, these Independence Day dog costumes are really funny. If you do subject your dog to this humiliation, then make it up to them by giving them a run at the Fourth of July Buffet when the humans are done.
Fourth of July Short Suit The perfect way to say “I’m kind of sophisticated, but I still like to party”, this killer American Flag-inspired suit will instantly make you the life of the party. The set includes shorts, jacket and a tie, so you just need to choose a button down shirt and slip on some matching shoes (socks optional) and you are good to go.
Fourth of July Short Suit The perfect way to say “I’m kind of sophisticated, but I still like to party”, this killer American Flag-inspired suit will instantly make you the life of the party. The set includes shorts, jacket and a tie, so you just need to choose a button down shirt and slip on some matching shoes (socks optional) and you are good to go.
Jumbo Light Up Beads Wearing some red, white and blue beads around your neck is a simple way to accessorize for the Fourth of July Holiday. However, if you want an easy way to show your patriotism, but want to make sure you stand out from the crowd, then these 41” beads will do the trick. Simply throw them around your neck, turn on the LED Lights and you are set for day and night.
Jumbo Light Up Beads Wearing some red, white and blue beads around your neck is a simple way to accessorize for the Fourth of July Holiday. However, if you want an easy way to show your patriotism, but want to make sure you stand out from the crowd, then these 41” beads will do the trick. Simply throw them around your neck, turn on the LED Lights and you are set for day and night.
Fourth of July Fireworks Leggings If you are a girl (or identify as a girl) or if you are a guy that likes to wear women’s leggings, then you will love these festive Fourth of July themed leggings. These sweet bottoms are made of 92% polyester and 8% spandex (they will fit like a glove) and feature a nice assortment of fireworks images on a black background.
Fourth of July Fireworks Leggings If you are a girl (or identify as a girl) or if you are a guy that likes to wear women’s leggings, then you will love these festive Fourth of July themed leggings. These sweet bottoms are made of 92% polyester and 8% spandex (they will fit like a glove) and feature a nice assortment of fireworks images on a black background.
Fireworks Tie If you love suits as much as Barney Stinson from “How I met Your Mother”, but still want to add a little Fourth of July accent to your outfit, this fireworks tie will do the job. Though perfectly acceptable for Independence Day, this tie should not be worn any other time during the year.
Fireworks Tie If you love suits as much as Barney Stinson from “How I met Your Mother”, but still want to add a little Fourth of July accent to your outfit, this fireworks tie will do the job. Though perfectly acceptable for Independence Day, this tie should not be worn any other time during the year.
Fourth of July Star Wand Do you need this light-up, red, white and blue wand with a star on it? Of course not. However, it will easily provide minutes of fun, especially at events with heavy drinking, until it ends up in the back of your storage unit with the other novelty items you purchased over the years, never to be seen again.
Fourth of July Star Wand Do you need this light-up, red, white and blue wand with a star on it? Of course not. However, it will easily provide minutes of fun, especially at events with heavy drinking, until it ends up in the back of your storage unit with the other novelty items you purchased over the years, never to be seen again.